The China Logs: Chinglish 2

More Chinglish For You Fans Out There

1. Sign outside bar in Xi'an: "Sunny Half Past And Friend Changing Club" (any ideas, anyone? We have a few...)
2. At Terracotta Warriors complex: "Fire Exting Atcher Box" (you can guess this one)
3. Enormous billboard in Xi'an advertising something I didn't understand: "You can't along with eagle to fly, when you are as high as turkey together." (this is my favourite so far)